gamsee: my whole life is just “oh ok”
scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too much about everything and having both is just like what
deluminator: my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
diint: Can Internet be a religion?
jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS” I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
teenwolf: Take a tour of Derek’s new loft with Tyler and the Teen Wolf production designer!
henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages. If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk. Regards Tumblr Users
Reasons to date me
lostnaked: 1. no one will try and steal me from you.. 2. I’m funny.. 3. I can cook.. is that enough :/
theadventuresahead: I feel like everyone needs to break down once in awhile to realize what they truly want and be completely honest with themselves.
at what age do i just magically turn hot
eatasammich: “you are what you eat”
Yahoo: We want to make Tumblr more friendly
Me: Go fuck yourself
trillow: i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
lameborghini: i think im in love with 23 people from the internet
Most unused button of Tumblr..
cakes-and-glory: False. Double false
tawnyshine: cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan YAHOOLIGAN
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it