i wonder what i look like under all this fat.
too-many-mutha-uckas: What I ask myself every day.
Kiss Me | Ed Sheeran
wheretheducksgo: what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though like she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform like did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or what happened to lizzie mcguire Forever unanswered life questions.
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go...
yousetyourselfonfire: this post always puts the biggest smile on my face
Chris Brown: i just wanna see you strip
Hunter Hayes: I wanna make you feel wanted.
This is why i love country boys
Me: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Mom: He's black
Me: You look for fresh prints, but oh my God
thw0nk: cantwealljustgetab0ng: lliife-goes-on: DYING IM IN TEARS OMG I CANT BREATHE I think his is high as a motherfucker. OMG
I love looking online for what I'm going to buy my...
Yes, it is like two months away……. And no Glenna, I’m not even telling you the websites I’m looking at. No clues for you!
shark-atttack: why arent gay people allowed to get married but nickelback is allowed to keep making albums
my life is just one big awkward text post with 0 notes
teddymosby: if you dont love neil patrick harris youre lying
Causes of World War I
Austria: Oi Serbia one of your lot killed our heir to the throne, now we gonna declare war on yo ass.
Serbia: Bitch please if you lay a finger on my my huge mate Russia will fuck you up.
Russia: Austria, get the fuck off Serbia. Now.
Germany: Who the fuck you think you are Russia, starting on Austria like that, huh?
France: Ooh a fight! Germany, you motherless fuck, if you attack Russia we're going to have to fuck you up big time.
Germany: Fuck you France, we're going to invade you but to get there we'll go through Belgium 'cos it's a neutral country and no-one will care, certainly not the British, lol
Britain: Germany, you get the fuck outta Belgium. Right. Now!
Germany: Make me bitches
Stalking somebody with your friend and the person...
sodamnrelatable: “oh shit!, run bitch run!” via sodamnrelatable
"Children, there's a mistake in this number of the...
clothobuerocracy: datkarkatass: elevatorgoingdown: soshootastar: who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom Only REAL fans remember when Pluto was still a planet B( pluto bby come back I have a highschool AU where Pluto is in love with Jupiter but they can never be together because Jupiter is captain of the football team and Pluto is just a lonesome and nerdy planetoid.
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memoirsofafreak: shatteredmyself: miss-annie-kay: Who Ever Made This. YOU’RE A GENIUS like my 30th time rebloggin , ilove this :D lol oh my gawddd <3 lol been waiting for this omg WAT. HOW. I just love it sooo much…. my. life. is. now. complete.